why??

yesterday night, when i was in a meeting, one the greatest minds perturbed me with a question "WHY"..and thus i started thinking actually, why..

why, girls fall for Joey's 'how u doing?'
why, Baba Ramdev himself looks so weak?
why, John McClane had plans?
why, i hate Kareena Kapoor more than Shahid Kapoor?
why, is mtv india getting dumber with it's age?
why, people who lend me money, never forget about it?
why, am i writing this?
why, Dr. House is always so arbitrary and then too always correct?
why, Salman Khan has a hunk status?
why, treats and fundaes go hand in hand?
why, IIT needs a grading system?
and lastly why were there only 2 pizzas in the last meeting? :S