if i tell you, i'll have to kill u

X: wen r u uploading the site?
D: there are some technical pains, need to sort them out first
X: err..tech pains, like?
D: if i tell you, i'll have to kill you.
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X: creatives ko MI k char din kya kaam rehta hai?
D: infi be..
X: jaise??
D: if i tell you, i'll have to kill you.
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X: abe teri 6-pack abs ka raaz kya hai?
D: if i tell you, i'll have to kill you. :P
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X: what is the meaning of "Rogues enVogues", the MI tag-line ?
D: pirates in fashion
X: how??
D: if i tell you, i'll have to kill you.
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X: dude wassap??
D: if i tell you, i'll have to kill you.

why??

yesterday night, when i was in a meeting, one the greatest minds perturbed me with a question "WHY"..and thus i started thinking actually, why..

why, girls fall for Joey's 'how u doing?'
why, Baba Ramdev himself looks so weak?
why, John McClane had plans?
why, i hate Kareena Kapoor more than Shahid Kapoor?
why, is mtv india getting dumber with it's age?
why, people who lend me money, never forget about it?
why, am i writing this?
why, Dr. House is always so arbitrary and then too always correct?
why, Salman Khan has a hunk status?
why, treats and fundaes go hand in hand?
why, IIT needs a grading system?
and lastly why were there only 2 pizzas in the last meeting? :S

your status message tells a lot about u..

A study has proved that status messages reveal a lot about you. DoodlerD decided to try it out.
These are some of the people im my chat-list, and the study of their status msgs..

manku:: something g33ky, you won't care to understand.
gt:: you-tube link of animals being killed, dude what did i do?
putta:: something senti, you would get pissed at.
my-ex:: well she remains invisible these days.
twishmay:: something interesting, probably you have read it somewhere else too.
raisa:: pissed at her office people...always!!
baba:: rock and dope..that's what life is all about
ritika:: you can never understand her status messages.
bill gates::i don't accept random gtalk chat invites, he is not in my chat-list.

facts vs doodlerD

FACT:: there are a total of 9000 species of birds on our planet.
D:: every bird reminds me of twitter. :-O

FACT:: Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest non technical word in dictionary.
D:: icanwriteawordwhichislongerthanthiscrap

FACT:: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
D:: Slamming your keyboard against your desk burns only 75 calories an hour, but is much more rewarding.

FACT:: it takes 2 weeks to travel to moon from earth
D:: can i take my laptop with me?

FACT:: due to speed differnce, you see the lightning first and hear the sound later
D:: who will reach first if the thunder starts to IM

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